Sunday, November 13, 2011

Season of the Witch

I thought it might be fun to blog about my trip to Salem, Massachusetts not only to share the experience with you all, but so I could remember it myself later on! 


First off, I flew up to Hartford, CT on Wednesday night & drove straight to the hotel in Springfield, MA.  Thursday I spent the whole day helping Chad at Equine Affaire, which basically meant I spent nearly 12 hours straight standing or walking.  After it was over, I crashed for the night.  Friday morning I left Springfield at about 9:30 & wound up taking mostly 2-lane roads the whole way to Salem to avoid the toll roads.

Let me say this – sight-seeing alone is not for the faint of heart.  If you can’t handle going to dinner or a movie alone, you probably won’t be able to handle vacations or day-trips by yourself.  This isn’t the first time I’ve done something like this, but going to New England in the fall has always been something I’ve wanted to do and I’ve been fascinated by the Salem Witch Trials for some time.  And as the saying goes, nothing ventured, nothing gained.


I made my way to downtown Salem and immediately headed for the water.  I had to see it before I did anything else.  I parked kind of out of the way down near the harbor a block or so down from the House of the Seven Gables.  There was a tour starting later so regrettably I left without seeing much of the property.


I walked a couple of blocks more to the Derby Warf.  Now, I don’t know how long the wharf really is, but it felt like it was half a mile and with the Atlantic on either side, it was frigid!  I wish the lighthouse had been bigger, more like what you traditionally imagine a lighthouse to be, but it was very neat to see something that had been built in 1871 & is still in use today.  On the walk back to the shore, I noticed many of the houses facing the harbor had balconies and widow’s walks.  I could imagine the women of the town looking fervently at the water waiting for the ships to bring their loved ones home. 

I crossed Derby Street through Orange Street and the houses were so closely set to one another.  You could literally sit in your house and peer through your neighbor’s windows without binoculars.  They could probably pass you a cup of sugar from house to house without having to go outside!

I turned off of Orange Street onto Essex and passed the Hawthorne Hotel.  It wasn’t as cold away from the waterfront but it was not warm by any stretch of the imagination.  I passed Crow Haven Corner, a witch shop and Remember Salem which is a shop dedicated to Harry Potter.  Had I not been to The Wizarding World of Harry Potter earlier this year, I probably would have spent a fortune in there!

I turned back around and walked to Washington Square and passed a wedding that was starting in the park.  I went on up to Brown Street where an imposing statue of Roger Conant stood outside of the Salem Witch Museum.  There was another tour starting in just a few minutes so I bought my ticket and got in line behind a bunch of tenth graders from Maine that had just read The Crucible.    The museum was actually a little trippy and full of wax figures.  Had I know that, I would’ve been a little less gung-ho to check it out. 

If you don’t know much about the Witch Trials then I’ll give you a brief run-down.  Back in 1692 in Puritanical Salem, 150 townspeople were accused of witchcraft.  Of those 150, 19 were put to death by hanging and one man was pressed to death.  It started out by young girls who were bored and not allowed to have any fun.  Once they started accusing people, other people hopped on board the witchcraft train.  The people that were convicted actually did not practice witchcraft, but it was a way for people to get back at those who had wronged them.  Giles Corey even testified against his own wife as the result of a marital spat.  Also, anyone who entered a plea (guilty or not guilty) had his or her property confiscated, so even if you claimed you were not guilty, the village took control of anything you owned.   So, say your neighbor had more than you and you were envious by claiming he was a witch was the easiest way to take away all he had amassed.  Finally the state stepped in and put an end to the hysteria and eventually the young girls that started the whole thing admitted to making the accusations for no real reason.

The Salem Witch Museum tells the more in-depth history of the trials and then goes into the evolution of witches from Pagan women who were proficient at using herbs for cures and midwives to the witches seen in pop culture and Wiccans that practice today.  I found it interesting that Satan and evil have no place in their religion.

Once I left that tour, I went back down to Essex and up a few more blocks to some souvenir shops and even went into Hex, a witch shop.  It was a little freaky at first, but there weren’t any dead bats or jars of eyeballs so I thought that was a positive sign.  Hey, when you’re in Salem, you’ve got to have a look around, right?


I went back to Crow Haven Corner as I had read that they would have a Witch Walk which was advertised as “Join true Salem Witches as you’re blessed in a magic circle, visit a graveyard, and learn the truth about spells, voodoo dolls, love potions, herbal charms, and even curses!”  Now, before you get all freaked out over it, they weren’t having the witch walk after Halloween.  Still, I was curious about it.  If you’re not curious about things you never learn anything new.  So, I didn’t get to do the witch walk, but I did meet with a psychic witch for a short reading and left with my own mojo bag.  There isn’t anything supernatural about it other than the fact that the witch said a prayer to God to bless the ingredients which are a couple of herbs and a quartz stone.  However, while I was in there looking at things to buy, a man came in to buy herbs for a spell he was doing!  I was completely enthralled by him but trying not to stare with my mouth gaping open, but I’m not sure I succeeded.  The guy didn’t look scary or menacing and was very nice to the guy working who waited on him.  It was a learning experience, that’s for sure!

I did a little more shopping when I was done at Crow Haven Corner but I had been out in the cold for nearly 5 hours, walking constantly again.  I was tired, cold and hungry and the car was several blocks away still.  So, I slowly made my way back to the waterfront and past the House of the Seven Gables again.

I was so surprised at how courteous the drivers in Salem were.  The pedestrians ALWAYS had the right-of-way and even when I was waiting for the light to turn so I could cross, more than once drivers stopped and waved me to go on.  The town was very clean and welcoming.   Also, I thought the town would be small, sort of preserved in its Puritanical state but that’s not the case at all.  It’s not hokey or fake, the town has grown around it’s gruesome past yet still preserved the history and memory of the witch hysteria. 

I’m very glad I had the chance to go check out Salem and would love to go back another time!

Saturday, December 4, 2010

Bass Down Low



Last night was Acoustic Christmas that 107.5 The River puts on every year, but this is the first time I've won tickets.  Here was the line up:
Hot Chelle Rae
Miranda Cosgrove
The Ready Set
Dev (from Far East Movement)
Plain White T's
Natasha Bedingfield
Robyn
Jay Sean
Mike Posner


My would-be boyfriend Bruno Mars was on tap to perform but got sick and had to cancel.  That has put a damper on our relationship, but I suppose I can forgive him since he was sick.  They told us boyfriend Bruno would be back this summer for a make up show. 


The thing about Acoustic Christmas is that the only way in is to win tickets (unless you buy them from some d-bag who wins tickets just to sell them on Craig's List), but they give out more tickets than there are seats so that if you win and can't come, there won't be empty seats.  I totally get that, but it also means there is a chance you won't get in at all.  People had been in line since 6:00 Friday morning!  We didn't get there until around 5:30 (in the evening, obvs) and the doors were to open at 6:00.  IT. WAS. COLD.  Could have been worse, but I'm glad it wasn't!  Once we were finally in, we had balcony seats, which was 110% fine with me since after seeing Paramore at Nashville Auditorium, or should I say after seeing the back of some super tall dude's shirt while I watched the Paramore concert through camera and phone screens around me.  Anyway, each act did about 4 songs; the show started at 7:00 and we left about 12:30 am.


I am very big on artists sounding good LIVE, sans autotune, and their live performances being entertaining.  I'll give Taylor Swift props for playing guitar well and for writing her own material (even if I don't care for it, she is doing something many other artists don't do, or aren't able to do - songwriting is not for everyone!) but ol' girl can't sing.  Remember that infamous performance with Stevie Nicks?  YIKES!  So, that being said I was excited to see how everyone sounded in an acoustic setting without all the technology so many artists rely on.


Up first was Hot Chelle Rae, some local (to Nashville) guys and their song Bleed has been doing well at least in this region.  They sounded good live and put on a decent show.  It will be interesting to see how that band grows and develops their stage presence.


Second was Miranda Cosgrove.  While I am afflicted with the curse of being over the age of 17, and therefore unable to listen to copious amounts of songs that have the letter "U" instead of the actual word "You" in the title, I will say I was pleasantly surprised with her.  She sounded good (but did use a backing track on at least a couple of songs), had some back up dancers that were adorable and I liked her boots.  I don't know that she is one I will go see again, but I'm not really in her age demographic. 


When The Ready Set took the stage, I stood up and "woo'd" as any seasoned concert goer would do.  I love their song "Love Like Woe".  I was disappointed that they relied on backing tracks as much as they did but I will let it slide because I think their song is catchy as *$%~!


Dev, from The Far East Movement, was a pleasant surprise.  The "acoustic" band was a guy with a laptop, keyboard and who knows what else, and that was all.  Still, she was great. I loved her attitude, energy and songs.  I will definitely buy her album when it comes out!  Of course, she did "Like a G6" for us and the 808 bump made us put our hands up.


When the Plain White T's took the stage, they looked like they had robbed a bunch of Mennonites and stolen their clothes; except for the drummer.  He was dressed like a hobo on a train.  I'm pretty sure he had his lunch wrapped in a red bandanna and tied to a stick somewhere backstage.  Aesthetically pleasing, they were not (well, that one blond guy would still be cute, no matter what) but if you closed your eyes and listened it sounded a little like bits of musical manna from heaven falling on your ears.  Props to Plain White T's for embracing an acoustic show and playing it stripped down.  Would I see them again if the opportunity arose?  You betcha!  Musically they are an amazingly talented group.


If I could only use three words to describe Natasha Bedingfield they would be as follows: AH.  MAZ.  ING.  She was such a phenomenal vocalist that even as I type this, twelve hours after seeing her, I still have trouble finding the right words to describe her.  I had always liked her work, but she was never a stand-out artists to me until last night.  Now I am going to dig out her CD's I have and get them on my iPod.  I already downloaded her new song "Strip Me" from iTunes.  She had an acoustic guitar player, a percussionist on a thing she called a cajone (I had never seen one before but it was really cool!) and a back up singer.  No backing tracks, no laptops, no synths -  just one of the very best vocal performances I have ever witnessed.  Go see Natasha Bedingfield, you will not be disappointed!  She is definitely on my list of artists to see when she goes on tour.


I'm not sure what to say about Robyn.  I think I missed the whole allure of her, but so many others enjoyed her.  The world would be a very boring place if we all liked the same things.  So, I give her credit for being out there, doing her thing and getting such a great response from the audience.


Jay Sean... what to say?  He could have just stood up there and talked for his entire set and I would have been just as happy.  Everything sounds better with a British accent, doesn't it?  There was some delay getting him out on stage and I'm not sure what was going on but his band (aka - one acoustic guitar player and another guy at the keyboard, laptop, etc) was starting to lose my interested until he finally came out.  I think he relied unnecessarily on electronics.  When he sang by himself, he did an outstanding job but his vocal talents got lost with all the backing tracks and extras.  I would have liked to see a real acoustic show from Jay Sean because I think he would have rocked even harder.  He's got a new album coming out in 2011, so it will be exciting to see what's in store for him.


I think the artist that surprised me the most was Mike Posner.  By the time he came out on stage it was late and the crowd had really thinned out, so we went down to floor level and I got some good pictures.  Again, it wasn't an acoustic show but felt more like I was at a rock concert than any of the other performers.  Experiencing his show had me pumped up (which was nice for the drive back) and as soon as I got home I downloaded a few of his songs.  I really didn't expect to like his music at all, I mean, on the radio it's ok but has never been my favorite.  He kind of had that just-got-out-of-jail look to him, but I was pleasantly surprised with him and have officially been converted to a Posner fan!


Did I mention that I was crushed Bruno Mars wasn't there?  Oh well...


So, that is my Acoustic Christmas '10 recap!  Everyone who was able to attend should send a HUGE thanks to 107.5 The River for putting on such an amazing show as a gift to their listeners.  Also, support these artists!  Buy your music, don't download it illegally, and buy tickets to the concerts!  As Natasha Bedingfield put it so eloquently, once the artist puts out their music, it is ours now.  I believe we should treat the gift they have given us as a treasure.

Saturday, October 16, 2010

Friends

Tonight Im a little reflective after attending the wedding of one of the most amazing women I've ever known.  When I was a kid and teenager, she was a constant fixture in my life.  Along with countless other kids, she gave me rides in her Mustangs, taught me how to toilet paper a house (and car), showed us the art of cramming 15 people in a telephone booth and a thousand other things that I find it humorous that I learned at church.  While I grew up and lost touch with her, I took it forgranted that my friend would always be around whenever I wanted to talk to her, obviously at my convenience. 


Today, as I watched this phenomenal woman get married (to a man that has sufficiently been threatened by no less than 50 gun-toting baptists) and heard talk of her moving away to start her new life with her husband, I selfishly feel sorry for myself for losing her.  Had I talked to her face-to-face in the last year?  Nope.  Without FaceBook & Words with Friends, I don't know that I would have communicated with her at all.  I always thought I could just see her whenver I wanted. 


I just wanted to take a quick minute to tell you all to not ignore your friends.  It takes two to make ANY relationship work - especially friendships.  If you love having someone in your life, make sure they know it and make time for them. 


Lastly, I'll leave you with the words of the song "Friends" that was played at the wedding:
Packing up the dreams God planted




In the fertile soil of you
Can't believe the hopes He's granted
Means a chapter in your life is through
But we'll keep you close as always
It won't even seem you've gone
'Cause our hearts in big and small ways
Will keep the love that keeps us strong


Chorus:
And friends are friends forever
If the Lord's the Lord of them
And a friend will not say never
'Cause the welcome will not end
Though it's hard to let you go
In the Father's hands we know
That a lifetime's not too long to live as friends.


With the faith and love God's given
Springing from the hope we know
We will pray the joy you'll live in
Is the strength that now you show
But we'll keep you close as always
It won't even seem you've gone
'Cause our hearts in big and small ways
Will keep the love that keeps us strong
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~


Congrats to Lesia - thank you for all you taught me along the way! <3

Monday, June 28, 2010

Alright With Me



It would seem that ever since I set this blog up, I've had absolutely nothing to blog about!  Go figure.  So... I thought I'd give you all a quick update just to say hi.  Lots of people have asked if I've heard anymore from crazy, weirdo baseball guy and the answer to that is (thankfully) no!  Kicking strange individuals off your MySpace/Facebook page is utterly liberating.  I highly recommend it.


Went to Ohio a couple of weeks ago with my friend Chad to help him out with a barrel racing clinic.  The days were long and nights were short but we survived both the 2-day one-way trip without wanting to kill each other. 


Oh, I've also decided that I'm never getting married.  What led to this life-changing decision you ask?  The fact that I watched my parents move in a new fridge and stove yesterday.  Hello insanity!  I'm pretty sure I don't ever want any part of that craziness.  No thank you!  But congrats to my girl TamiG on getting engaged and the fast-approaching wedding.  Much love to you sweets!


A random tidbit of nothingness: I to speak insurance companies all day at work and last week, when I realized I had said "E, as in Edward" 5 times in a row, I panicked slightly thinking I sounded like a huge Twilight geek (and yeah, I've already got my tickets for Eclipse this weekend... don't judge me!).  But today, I found someone worse than me.  Whatever claim number she was giving me apparently had the letters "E" and "J" next to each other and as she is reading the number she says "E, as in Edward. J, as in Jacob."  Hahahahahaha!  I was this close to asking her if she was a Twilight freak, but I refrained as I was actually trying to be professional.  Still, even I don't say "J, as in Jacob."  :)


Hopefully I'll have some exciting news about singing to share with you all soon, but it's best not to put the cart in front of the horse, right? 


I love comments like a fat kid loves cake... ok, like I love cake!

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Sitting, Waiting, Wishing



I need more structure in my life.  Or maybe I need a personal assistant to keep me on track.  Could I interest anyone in that position?  It would require the following:


Making sure I get up before 7:00 - I have to be at work at 8:00, so you can see how the timing gets a little tricky on the days I can't find my keys (or fall asleep in the shower, or sleep walk over to my alarm & turn it off without realizing it).


Managing my finances - This shouldn't be a particulary hard job seeing as how I spend it as quickly as I make it, but it could probably be alloted out a little more appropriately.  Sometimes, the satellite bill should be paid before new shoes are bought, but my mind doesn't always comprehend that thought.


Motivating me to exercise - I'd prefer you to be like that drill seargent guy from Celebrity Fit Club that screams at the fatties.  If you could dangle a cupcake in front of my face (like that trick with a carrot in front of a donkey in the cartoons), I'm pretty sure that could get me interested in moving.


Making me practice singing & guitar - Alright, so singing isn't so much of an issue as the guitar.  The ability to give me guitar lessons is a plus.  Must be able to tolerate my constant whining about hurting fingers & exuberent gushing of pride when my fingers bleed (which will be followed by relentless quoting of one line of Bryan Adams' "Summer of '69").  I will feel badass - you should acknowledge my badassness.


Making me ride my horse - Not so much in practice, but making sure I actually GET to the barrel race.  Drill seargent Harvey attitude would probably be effective in this capacity as well.


The benefits to being my personal manager include, but are not limited to, continual witty commentary provided by yours truly, room & board (how do you feel about an air mattress?), and transportation as I will find you entirely too valuable to ever leave my side so I will take you everywhere.  No monitary compensation, 401K or health insurance is offered (because, well hey - you'll see my finances) but I'm sure my company will be reward enough.


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Sunday, May 23, 2010

Up On The Ridge


Bear with me as I let my inner music nerd lose for a few moments.  Last night I went to the church of country and bluegrass music: Ryman Auditorium.  I almost felt like I should take my shoes off for entering hallowed ground as I walked up the steps covered in thick carpet colored cranberry red.  The staircase looked like something that belongs in Gone With the Wind and once inside I passed glass cases filled with treasures.  Porter Wagoner's rhinestone suit, Dolly Parton's dress, outfits worn by Johnny and June and a Martin guitar played by a bluegrass legend were just a small selection of this country music time capsule.  I searched for the ghost of Minnie Pearl but only found her hat with the trademark price tag (Minnie held me once when I was a baby, I'm proud to say!).  The stained glass windows let in a rainbow of light and the entire building seemed to pulsate with history.  When I think of all the legends that have walked those steps, maybe even sat in the seat where I was, I couldn't help but get emotional.

I'd been dying to go to Ryman Auditorium for a while, but I wanted to find just the right person to see my first time there.  Call me biased, but I couldn't go see Hole at The Ryman.  It's just not right.  So, I was excited to actually win tickets to Dierks Bentley (from a Twitter contest no less).  With all due respect to Dierks, I'd never seen him live before and wondered if it would be any good... but then I saw that this was actually a bluegrass tour and part of the Del McCoury band was going to be with him.  Well, anything that Del McCoury's band plays is phenomenal so I was getting pretty excited.  When we saw Miranda Lambert and Blake Shelton in February at the Grand Ole Opry, Del's band was playing and I nearly peed myself I was so excited!

A couple of the perks of winning the Ryman contest on Twitter was a hatch show print AND a meet and greet.  The entire experience was amazing!  I am beyond happy that my first concert at the Ryman was this show.  Hayes Carll opened the show and he wasn't really bluegrass; more like rockabilly.  I looked him up online and saw he was from Austin, Texas, which explains the red dirt sound he had.  Dierks was accompanied by the Travelin' McCourys and as I said before, they are mind-blowing (even Kristen who is not what you'd call a fan of bluegrass music was impressed at these guy's skills).  I was happy to see the great songwriter John Randall there too and learn that he'd been instrumental in this album.  As the show progressed, Chris Thile (formerly of Nickle Creek) and his new band, Punch Brothers, came out and rocked a few songs.  Chris reminds me a little of John Mayer in that when he's playing, it's like the entire room just fades away and he is alone with his mandolin.  It's intimate and you almost feel like you're intruding to watch.  But watch I did, as well as hoot and holler like a seasoned concert goer who was thoroughly enjoying herself.  Then, when I didn't think it could get any better, Del McCoury came out on stage and did a duet with Dierks.  I'm not lying, they did a bluegrass version of the U2 song "Pride (In the Name of Love)".  Never has a U2 song sounded so good.

In my own little way, I unleash my sentimental musical self on you as an inadequate way to say thank you to everyone involved with the Up On the Ridge tour and to every musical genius that has walked the halls of Ryman Auditorium.  Also, thanks to Lisaann at the Ryman for being so great at keeping in touch and giving me such an amazing opportunity.  I'm off to find a thesaurus as the word "amazing" has lost it's power due to my over-use in the last 24 hours.

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

She's A Big Star

You may have noticed that a lot of my blog titles are actually song titles that I ganked because they seemed to fit whatever mood I'm in, or whatever I'm inclined to blog about at any given time.  Today's title is no different.  Saturday I'll be heading to Portsmouth, Ohio for my first singing gig in, oh, I don't know how long.  It's been literally four years as best as I recall.  Not that I haven't been known to get my karaoke on after a few drinks (Who am I kidding?  I'm a microphone whore; I'll karaoke stone sober...).  Also thanks to some awesome friends who play (Lee Harvey & the Ministers of Death) I'll occasionally rock a mic if I'm out while they're playing.


Which brings me to Saturday... this will be an "opry" style show, with the house band doing a few songs & I'm the featured guest.  I'll sing five to seven songs with a fun wardrobe change during intermission.  Am I nervous?  Nah.  I know I can sing, I know I can perform (although I have been known to forget the words once or twice) & I know when I'm on the stage, I'll feel like I'm the queen of the world.  I'll even be all professional, not eating any dairy products the day of the show & refrain from doing that "ahem" thing to clear my throat.  So, nervous?  Nope.  Excited?  HELL YEAH!  Getting ready for this show has made me realize how much I've missed singing.


There are a few things I still need to do to be spot-on Saturday night:
Practice, practice, practice
Get a second outfit together
Find one of the largest bags I own & stuff it full with every tube of make-up, styling product, accessories, etc that I own
Charge the video camera so I can prove I was there


Lots to do, but it'll get done.  Fingers are crossed for a safe trip, a good show & hopefully a return spot on the Southern Ohio Opry.